Comedy Central Program Schedule for the Week of May 12 - 18, 2024
Sunday, May 12
6:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Pawnee Commons
6:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Ron and Diane
7:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Two Parties
7:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Women in Garbage
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Ann's Decision
8:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Emergency Response
9:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Leslie and Ben
9:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Correspondent's Lunch
10:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Bailout
10:30 AM Just Go With It
1:00 PM 50 First Dates
3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
5:30 PM Just Go With It
8:00 PM 50 First Dates
10:00 PM Wedding Crashers
12:50 AM South Park: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
1:25 AM South Park: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
2:00 AM South Park: Quintuplets 2000
2:30 AM South Park: Timmy 2000
3:00 AM South Park: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
3:30 AM South Park: Cherokee Hair Tampons
4:00 AM South Park: Chef Goes Nanners
4:30 AM South Park: Something You Can Do With Your Finger
5:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
5:30 AM Paid Programming
Monday, May 13
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
7:00 AM Futurama: Fry Am the Egg Man
7:25 AM Futurama: All the Presidents' Heads
7:50 AM Futurama: Cold Warriors
8:10 AM Futurama: Overclockwise
8:35 AM Futurama: Reincarnation
9:00 AM Futurama: The Bots and the Bees
9:35 AM Futurama: A Farewell to Arms
10:10 AM South Park: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
10:45 AM South Park: Probably
11:15 AM South Park: 4th Grade
11:50 AM South Park: Trapper Keeper
12:25 PM South Park: Helen Keller: The Musical
1:00 PM South Park: Fat Camp
1:30 PM South Park: Wacky Molestation Adventure
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Strike
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Dealership
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wizard
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Burning
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
6:00 PM The Office: Employee Transfer
6:30 PM The Office: Customer Survey
7:00 PM The Office: Business Trip
7:30 PM The Office: Frame Toby
8:00 PM The Office: The Surplus
8:30 PM The Office: Moroccan Christmas
9:00 PM The Office: The Duel
9:30 PM The Office: Prince Family Paper
10:00 PM The Office: Stress Relief
10:30 PM The Office: Stress Relief
11:00 PM The Daily Show
12:00 AM South Park: It Hits the Fan
12:30 AM South Park: Cripple Fight!
1:00 AM South Park: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
1:25 AM The Daily Show
2:00 AM South Park: Cartmanland
2:30 AM South Park: Proper Condom Use
3:00 AM South Park: Towelie
3:30 AM South Park: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
4:00 AM South Park: How to Eat With Your Butt
4:30 AM South Park: The Entity
5:00 AM Portable Oxygen
5:30 AM Cook Family Size Meals Faster
Tuesday, May 14
6:00 AM Under Eye Bags? SOLUTION!
6:30 AM Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
7:00 AM Futurama: Decision 3012
7:25 AM Futurama: The Thief of Baghead
7:50 AM Futurama: Zapp Dingbat
8:10 AM Futurama: The Butterjunk Effect
8:35 AM Futurama: The Six Million Dollar Mon
9:00 AM Futurama: Fun on a Bun
9:30 AM Futurama: Free Will Hunting
10:00 AM South Park: Here Comes the Neighborhood
10:30 AM South Park: Kenny Dies
11:00 AM South Park: Butters' Very Own Episode
11:30 AM South Park: Freak Strike
12:00 PM South Park: Jared Has Aides
12:30 PM South Park: Asspen
1:00 PM South Park: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
1:30 PM South Park: Fun With Veal
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Frogger
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Maid
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Finale
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Finale
4:00 PM Seinfeld: Pilot
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Robbery
5:30 PM Seinfeld: Male Unbonding
6:00 PM The Office: Lecture Circuit
6:30 PM The Office: Lecture Circuit
7:00 PM The Office: Blood Drive
7:30 PM The Office: Golden Ticket
8:00 PM The Office: New Boss
8:30 PM The Office: Two Weeks
9:00 PM The Office: Dream Team
9:30 PM The Office: The Michael Scott Paper Company
10:00 PM The Office: Heavy Competition
10:30 PM The Office: Broke
11:00 PM The Daily Show
11:35 PM South Park: Red Hot Catholic Love
12:00 AM South Park: Free Hat
12:30 AM South Park: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
12:55 AM South Park: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
1:25 AM The Daily Show
2:00 AM South Park: A Ladder to Heaven
2:30 AM South Park: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
3:00 AM South Park: The Death Camp of Tolerance
3:30 AM South Park: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
4:00 AM South Park: My Future Self 'n' Me
4:30 AM South Park: Krazy Kripples
5:00 AM Shark CarpetXpertTM with StainStrikerTM 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner with built-in spot & stain remove
5:30 AM Paid Programming
Wednesday, May 15
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Health and Wellness Insights for Older Adults Dr. Laolu
7:00 AM Futurama: Near-Death Wish
7:25 AM Futurama: 31st Century Fox
7:50 AM Futurama: Viva Mars Vegas
8:10 AM Futurama: Naturama
8:35 AM Futurama: Forty Percent Leadbelly
9:00 AM Futurama: 2-D Blacktop
9:35 AM Futurama: T.: The Terrestrial
10:10 AM South Park: Toilet Paper
10:45 AM South Park: Canceled
11:15 AM South Park: Fat Butt and Pancake Head
11:50 AM South Park: Lil' Crime Stoppers
12:25 PM South Park: Red Man's Greed
1:00 PM South Park: South Park Is Gay
1:30 PM South Park: Christian Rock Hard
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stock Tip
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Ex-Girlfriend
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pony Remark
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Jacket
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Phone Message
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Apartment
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Statue
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Revenge
6:00 PM Seinfeld: The Heart Attack
6:30 PM Seinfeld: The Deal
7:00 PM Seinfeld: The Baby Shower
7:30 PM Seinfeld: The Chinese Restaurant
8:00 PM Seinfeld: The Busboy
8:30 PM Seinfeld: The Note
9:00 PM Seinfeld: The Truth
9:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pen
10:00 PM Seinfeld: The Dog
10:30 PM Seinfeld: The Library
11:00 PM The Daily Show
11:35 PM South Park: Grey Dawn
12:00 AM South Park: Casa Bonita
12:30 AM South Park: All About Mormons
12:55 AM South Park: Butt Out
1:25 AM The Daily Show
2:00 AM South Park: Raisins
2:30 AM South Park: Good Times With Weapons
3:00 AM South Park: AWESOM-O
3:30 AM South Park: Up the Down Steroid
4:00 AM South Park: You Got...
4:30 AM South Park: Goobacks
5:00 AM Portable Oxygen
5:30 AM Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
Thursday, May 16
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
7:00 AM Futurama: Fry and Leela's Big Fling
7:25 AM Futurama: The Inhuman Torch
7:50 AM Futurama: Saturday Morning Fun Pit
8:10 AM Futurama: Calculon 2.0
8:35 AM Futurama: Assie Come Home
9:00 AM Futurama: Leela and the Genestalk
9:30 AM Futurama: Game of Tones
10:00 AM South Park: The Jeffersons
10:30 AM South Park: Douche and Turd
11:00 AM South Park: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
11:30 AM South Park: Preschool
12:00 PM South Park: Quest for Ratings
12:30 PM South Park: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
1:00 PM South Park: Cartman's Incredible Gift
1:30 PM South Park: Die Hippie, Die
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Parking Garage
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cafe
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Tape
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Nose Job
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stranded
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Alternate Side
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Red Dot
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Subway
6:00 PM The Office: Casual Friday
6:35 PM The Office: Cafe Disco
7:10 PM The Office: Company Picnic
7:45 PM The Office: Gossip
8:20 PM The Office: The Meeting
8:55 PM The Office: The Promotion
9:30 PM The Office: Niagara
10:00 PM The Office: Niagara
10:30 PM The Office: Mafia
11:00 PM The Daily Show
11:35 PM South Park: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
12:00 AM South Park: Wing
12:30 AM South Park: Best Friends Forever
12:55 AM South Park: The Losing Edge
1:25 AM The Daily Show
2:00 AM South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman
2:30 AM South Park: Erection Day
3:00 AM South Park: Marjorine
3:30 AM South Park: Follow That Egg!
4:00 AM South Park: Ginger Kids
4:30 AM South Park: Trapped in the Closet
5:00 AM CSN Mint
5:30 AM Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!
Friday, May 17
6:00 AM Car Repair Secrets!
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM Futurama: Murder on the Planet Express
7:30 AM Futurama: Stench and Stenchibility
8:00 AM Futurama: Meanwhile
8:30 AM Futurama: Space Pilot 3000
9:00 AM Futurama: The Series Has Landed
9:35 AM Futurama: I, Roommate
10:10 AM South Park: Free Willzyx
10:45 AM South Park: The Return of Chef!
11:15 AM South Park: Smug Alert!
11:50 AM South Park: A Million Little Fibers
12:25 PM South Park: Manbearpig
1:00 PM South Park: TSST!
1:30 PM South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Fix-Up
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Limo
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Letter
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Parking Space
6:00 PM The Office: The Lover
6:35 PM The Office: Koi Pond
7:10 PM The Office: Double Date
7:45 PM The Office: Murder
8:20 PM The Office: Shareholders Meeting
8:55 PM The Office: Scott's Tots
9:30 PM The Office: Secret Santa
10:00 PM The Office: The Banker
10:30 PM The Office: Sabre
11:00 PM South Park: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
11:35 PM South Park: Miss Teacher B... a Boy
12:10 AM South Park: Hell on Earth 2006
12:50 AM South Park: Crème Fraiche
1:25 AM South Park: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
2:00 AM South Park: Cartman Sucks
2:30 AM South Park: Lice Capades
3:00 AM South Park: The Snuke
3:30 AM South Park: Fantastic Easter Special
4:00 AM South Park: D-Yikes!
4:30 AM South Park: Night of the Living Homeless
5:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
5:30 AM Paid Programming
Saturday, May 18
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Partridge
7:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Animal Control
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Article Two
8:35 AM Parks and Recreation: Jerry's Retirement
9:10 AM Parks and Recreation: Swing Vote
9:50 AM Parks and Recreation: Are You Better Off?
10:25 AM Parks and Recreation: London, Part 1
11:00 AM Parks and Recreation: London, Part 2
11:30 AM Parks and Recreation: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic
12:00 PM Parks and Recreation: Doppelgangers
12:30 PM Parks and Recreation: Gin It Up!
1:00 PM Parks and Recreation: Filibuster
1:30 PM Parks and Recreation: Recall Vote
2:00 PM Parks and Recreation: Fluoride
2:30 PM Daddy's Home
4:30 PM Daddy's Home 2
6:30 PM The Hangover
8:30 PM The Hangover Part II
11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
1:00 AM South Park: Le Petit Tourette
1:30 AM South Park: More Crap
2:00 AM South Park: Guitar Queer-O
2:30 AM South Park: The List
3:00 AM South Park: Tonsil Trouble
3:30 AM South Park: Britney's New Look
4:00 AM South Park: Major Boobage
4:30 AM South Park: Canada on Strike!
5:00 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
5:30 AM Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!