TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 12 - 18, 2024
Sunday, May 12
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Blanche and the Younger Man
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Blanche's Little Girl
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Two Rode Together
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Foreign Exchange
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Blanche Delivers
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Even Grandmas Get the Blues
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: McMillan and Mom
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: This Old Peggy
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: The World According to Peggy
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Buy the Book
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: Pie Fight
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Cocktails and Calamine
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mudlick or Bust
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: No Kay Morale
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mother From Another Mudlick
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Fight to the Finish
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Near Death Do Us Part
7:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Bitter Man and the Sea
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Something Salted and Twisted
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ergo, the Booty Call
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Limo
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Letter
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Space
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Keys
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Trip
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Trip
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pitch
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Ticket
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wallet
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Watch
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
Monday, May 13
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Who Stole My Life?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Taking the Fifth
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Operation Friendship
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: No Sweat
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Depressing News
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Dark Past
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Hat
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Luck Henry
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Major Glory
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Pillagers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three's a Crowd
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Deputy Otis
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mr. McBeevee
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat's Secret
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pilot
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Like Hell
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
4:00 AM Mom: Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
4:30 AM Mom: Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
5:00 AM Mom: Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
5:30 AM Mom: Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
Tuesday, May 14
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: No Laughing Matter
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Oh, How We Danced
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Bottoms Up
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Pressure Game
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Prairie Wolfer
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Stranger in Town
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Death Train
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Rope Fever
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rich Girlfriend
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cow Thief
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Wish I Were Gus
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Look Don't Touch
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank the Writer
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Your Place or Mine?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: In-Laws
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Win, Lose or Draw
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Inn Escapable
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Move Doubt
12:50 AM The King of Queens: G'Night, Stalker
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Raygin' Bulls
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Airport
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pick
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
4:00 AM Mom: A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
4:30 AM Mom: My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
5:00 AM Mom: Pilot
5:30 AM Mom: A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
Wednesday, May 15
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Red/White Blues
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Bless You, Hawkeye
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Blood Brothers
10:45 AM Bonanza: Triangle
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Wonder
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Baker's Dozen
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Victim
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Nowhere to Run
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Rival
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Convicts at Large
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bed Jacket
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Turkey or Fish
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Captain Nemo
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Sick
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Handsome?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Car
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Diamonds
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Baker's Doesn't
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Fresh Brood
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Gambling N'Diction
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Buggie Nights
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Thursday, May 16
6:00 AM Portable Oxygen
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Foresight Saga
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: That's Show Biz
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: That's Show Biz
10:45 AM Bonanza: Walter and the Outlaws
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Blood Money
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Dead Man's Law
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hill Girl
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Buffalo Man
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bank Job
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in a Hurry
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Loaded Goat
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin' Debra
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's on TV
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Present Tense
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Emotional Rollercoaster
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Four Play
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
Friday, May 17
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Trip to Raleigh
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Life You Save
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Identity Crisis
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Rumor at the Top
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye
11:00 AM Bonanza: Invention of a Gunfighter
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Jackals
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The First People
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mr. Sam'l
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Noose for Dobie Price
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Spoiled Kid
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Medicine Man
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children's Book
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Acting Out
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Mama Cast
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Moxie Moron
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Major Disturbance
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Ruff Goin'
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
Saturday, May 18
6:00 AM Roseanne: Secrets
6:35 AM Roseanne: Don't Make Me Over
7:10 AM Roseanne: Aliens
7:50 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
8:25 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
9:00 AM Roseanne: The Dark Ages
9:30 AM Roseanne: Mommy Nearest
10:00 AM Roseanne: Pretty in Black
10:30 AM Roseanne: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
11:00 AM Roseanne: Halloween IV
11:30 AM Roseanne: Ladies Choice
12:00 PM Roseanne: Stand on Your Man
12:30 PM Roseanne: Good Girls, Bad Girls
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Immaculate Deception
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Cops on the Rocks
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: One Small Step for Mike
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Super Cop
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Will Be Done
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: The Good Wife
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend With Birdie
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Baby, Please Don't Go
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Baby Bump
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Adoption Option
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Curse of the Bambino
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: I See Love
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Bris
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain't Heavy