TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of December 7 - 13, 2025
Sunday, December 7
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Get Smarter
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Pilot
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Supertramp
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: Journey to the Center of Attention
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night's Dream
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Rose: Portrait of a Woman
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 1
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 2
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Engagement
1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Rose the Prude
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
2:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan
3:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Can You Feel My Finger?
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea
7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy's Bra
8:10 PM Two and a Half Men: Bad News From the Clinic
8:45 PM Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
9:20 PM Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
9:55 PM Two and a Half Men: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Yes, Monsignor
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Old Man
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Implant
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Open Water
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Monday, December 8
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Lucy Liu
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Alexis deBoschnek
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen's Past
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: They Call the Wind Korea
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Major Ego
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Baby, It's Cold Outside
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Point of View
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Gentry's Law
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Snow Train
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Snow Train
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Luke
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Gun
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Physical
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Family Visit
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Romance
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Bloodhound
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I'll Show You Mine
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Other F Word
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Teach Your Children Well
Tuesday, December 9
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Comrade
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Out of Gas
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: An Eye for a Tooth
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Noonday Devil
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Witness
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Scavengers
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: McCabe
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Uniform
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Fortune
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Hi, School
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Has Two Mommies
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: No Fault Divorce
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Exile on Lame Street
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Wednesday, December 10
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
7:40 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
8:20 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Inga
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Jenny
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Mirage
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tycoon
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jaekel
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Three Wishes for Opie
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank's Tribute
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Black List
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wife
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Fair to Remember
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Passion of the Christine
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Answer Is Maybe
Thursday, December 11
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bazaar
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee, the Swinger
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Warning From Warren
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Price
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Young and the Restless
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Hot Lips Is Back in Town
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Murdoch
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Cleavus
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Lavery
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Pike
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Pike
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober and the Art of Love
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: If I Had a Quarter-Million
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Come to Papa Jeff
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
Friday, December 12
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Off to Hollywood
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Taylors in Hollywood
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Hollywood Party
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee on TV
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: C*A*V*E
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Preventative Medicine
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: A Night at Rosie's
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: The Lost
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Phoenix
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: TV or Not TV
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest in the House
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Case of the Punch in the Nose
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Newspaper
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Like Hell
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Inn Escapable
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Move Doubt
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
Saturday, December 13
6:00 AM Roseanne: The Commercial Show
6:35 AM Roseanne: Therapy
7:10 AM Roseanne: Lies
7:50 AM Roseanne: Deliverance
8:25 AM Roseanne: Secrets
9:00 AM Roseanne: Don't Make Me Over
9:35 AM Roseanne: Aliens
10:10 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
10:50 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
11:25 AM Roseanne: The Dark Ages
12:00 PM Roseanne: Mommy Nearest
12:30 PM Roseanne: Pretty in Black
1:00 PM Roseanne: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
1:30 PM Roseanne: Ladies Choice
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2:35 PM Two and a Half Men: A Lungful of Alan
3:10 PM Two and a Half Men: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
3:50 PM Two and a Half Men: Smell the Umbrella Stand
4:25 PM Two and a Half Men: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Does This Smell Funny to You?
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Workout
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What's With Robert?
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Couch
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Race
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
4:00 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
4:30 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash