TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of October 12 - 18, 2025
Sunday, October 12
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Auction
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Blind Date
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Impotence of Being Ernest
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Love Me Tender
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: Valentine's Day
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Two Rode Together
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: You Gotta Have Hope
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Fiddler on the Ropes
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: 'Till Death Do Us Volley
1:00 PM The Golden Girls: High Anxiety
1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Little Sister
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: It Never Rains in Hooterville
2:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Smooth as a Ken Doll
3:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Prostitutes and Gelato
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Media Room Slash Dungeon
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: City of Great Racks
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Tight's Good
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Kinda Like Necrophilia
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Meander to Your Dander
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Airport
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
Monday, October 13
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Major Fred C. Dobbs
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Ceasefire
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Showtime
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Divided We Stand
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Hidalgo
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tara
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: One for the Road
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Predators
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Yankton
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in a Hurry
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Loaded Goat
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Talk to Your Daughter
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Vote for Debra
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Call Me Mom
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mother's Day
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bigger Person
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Time
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Lost Vegas
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Furious George
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain't Heavy
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
Tuesday, October 14
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bazaar
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee, the Swinger
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Warning From Warren
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Off to Hollywood
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: 5 O'Clock Charlie
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Radar's Report
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: For the Good of the Outfit
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Blindman's Bluff
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Alias Festus Haggin
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Wedding
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The River
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Spoiled Kid
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Medicine Man
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Cult
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Counseling
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Homework
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet the Bunny
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who Am I?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Needs Money
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sigh
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
Wednesday, October 15
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Taylors in Hollywood
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Hollywood Party
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee on TV
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cannon
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Man's Best Friend
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee Takes a Job
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Kim
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Bohannan
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Judgement
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Drummer
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sarah
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fugitives
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darlings Are Coming
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's English Valet
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's First Car
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Annoying Kid
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: She's the One
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Vision
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Grandpa Steals
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Somebody Hates Raymond
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Just a Formality
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Disciplinarian
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Hi, School
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Black List
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
Thursday, October 16
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Organ
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Girl Shy
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Malcolm at the Crossroads
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis, the Artist
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Return of Barney Fife
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Legend of Barney Fife
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Trial of Henry Blake
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Sniper
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Eleven Dollars
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Milligan
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Tatum
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Sodbusters
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Brothers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sweet Charity
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meeting the Parents
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Plan
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sleepover at Peggy's
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Next
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Shower
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Van, Go
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
Friday, October 17
6:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Lost and Found
6:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Wyatt Earp Rides Again
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Look Paw, I'm Dancing
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Gypsies
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Eat Your Heart Out
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Carry On, Hawkeye
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Incubator
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Deal Me Out
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Hotlips and Empty Arms
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Hostage
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jubilee
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Arizona Midnight
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Homecoming
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Patricia
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Like Hell
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare
Saturday, October 18
6:00 AM Roseanne: Life and Stuff
6:35 AM Roseanne: We're in the Money
7:10 AM Roseanne: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
7:50 AM Roseanne: Language Lessons
8:25 AM Roseanne: Radio Days
9:00 AM Roseanne: Lovers' Lane
9:35 AM Roseanne: The Memory Game
10:10 AM Roseanne: Here's to Good Friends
10:50 AM Roseanne: Dan's Birthday Bash
11:25 AM Roseanne: Saturday
12:00 PM Roseanne: Canoga Time
12:30 PM Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
1:00 PM Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
1:30 PM Roseanne: Father's Day
2:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
2:35 PM Two and a Half Men: The Soil Is Moist
3:10 PM Two and a Half Men: Winky-Dink Time
3:50 PM Two and a Half Men: Rough Night in Hump Junction
4:25 PM Two and a Half Men: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Fish in a Drawer
5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: If My Hole Could Talk
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Waiting for the Right Snapper
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Pie Hole, Herb
7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wife
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Family Unfair
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sweet Charity