TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 9 - 15, 2025
Sunday, March 9
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sweet Charity
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Subway, Somehow
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Up in the Airport
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Revenge Makeover
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Miles to Go
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: There Goes the Bride: Part 1
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: There Goes the Bride: Part 2
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Older and Wiser
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Melodrama
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Even Grandmas Get the Blues
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Witness
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: What a Difference a Date Makes
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Love for Sale
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Has Issues
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Choices
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Valentine's Piggyback
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Lasagna
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Goes to Branson
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Can't Lie
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Dress
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wedding
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Boss
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: We Called It Mr. Pinky
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hi, Mr. Horned One
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Voodoo That I Do Do
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Madame and Her Special Friend
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Something Salted and Twisted
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Santa's Village of the Damned
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Special Tug
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Tongue Is Meat
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Race
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Kiss Hello
Monday, March 10
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Cousin
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Suppose Andy Gets Sick
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's New Life
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober the Executive
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Germ Warfare
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Edwina
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Love Story
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Good Samaritan
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kitty's Love Affair
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widow and the Rogue
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Charity
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Bed Spread
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:30 AM The King of Queens: King Pong
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doorman
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jimmy
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doodle
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fusilli Jerry
4:00 AM Mom: Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
4:30 AM Mom: Abstinence and Pudding
5:00 AM Mom: Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
5:30 AM Mom: Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
Tuesday, March 11
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Chef
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Brother-in-Law
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Drugstore Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Benefactors
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Tuttle
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Ringbanger
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Jury
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Lynch Town
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Susan Was Evil
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Deadly Innocent
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin' Men
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Fat
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Secret Garden
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
1:25 AM The King of Queens: American Idle
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Diplomats Club
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Face Painter
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Understudy
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Engagement
4:00 AM Mom: Zombies and Cobb Salad
4:30 AM Mom: Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
5:00 AM Mom: Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
5:30 AM Mom: Corned Beef and Handcuffs
Wednesday, March 12
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Goes to the Auto Show
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Big Moment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen's Past
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Again
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Longjohn Flap
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Army-Navy Game
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Colonel
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: A Child Between
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: A Family of Killers
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Like Old Times
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Town Tamers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney's Morale
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank's Tribute
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Postponement
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maestro
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wink
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love What You Do for Me
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Scream
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Get Smarter
Thursday, March 13
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Sticky Wicket
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Major Fred C. Dobbs
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Ceasefire
10:45 AM Bonanza: Song in the Dark
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Cowtown Hustler
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Foundling
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Blood of Courage
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Schoolmarm
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin'
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Sponge
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Pilot
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Supertramp
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Open Water
Friday, March 14
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Showtime
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Divided We Stand
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: 5 O'Clock Charlie
10:45 AM Bonanza: Elegy for a Hangman
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: A Trail of Bloodshed
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: To Ride a Yellow Horse
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Disciple
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Matt Dillon Must Die
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Replacement
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Altar Ego
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Lost Vegas
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gum
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Rye
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Caddy
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Seven
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I'll Show You Mine
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Other F Word
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Saturday, March 15
6:00 AM Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
6:35 AM Roseanne: Father's Day
7:10 AM Roseanne: Nightmare on Oak Street
7:50 AM Roseanne: Mall Story
8:25 AM Roseanne: Becky's Choice
9:00 AM Roseanne: The Slice of Life
9:35 AM Roseanne: Workin' Overtime
10:10 AM Roseanne: Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
10:50 AM Roseanne: Death and Stuff
11:25 AM Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
12:00 PM Roseanne: Let's Call It Quits
12:30 PM Roseanne: Inherit the Wind
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Yard Sale
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Thanksgiving Is Canceled
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Briefs
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Takes a Test
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Karaoke Christmas
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Fish for Breakfast
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Molly's Birthday
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Gets a Roommate
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike the Tease
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: St. Patrick's Day
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Can't Read
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly's Out of Town
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: School Recital
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Workout
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Thanks
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What's With Robert?
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shower Head
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doll
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Friars Club
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wig Master
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Calzone
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wait Out
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Invitations
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Foundation
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Teach Your Children Well
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Has Two Mommies