TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of Sept. 27 - Oct. 3, 2020
Sunday, September 27
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: A Little Romance
9:30 AM to 10:05 AM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy
10:05 AM to 10:40 AM The Golden Girls: The Way We Met
10:40 AM to 11:15 AM The Golden Girls: Isn’t It Romantic
11:15 AM to 11:50 AM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
11:50 AM to 12:25 PM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
12:25 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Artist
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Grab That Dough
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: My Brother, My Father
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Scared Straight
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Sick and Tired
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: Sick and Tired
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: An Illegitimate Concern
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Big Bag of Dog
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That’s Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ferrets, Attack!
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Something My Gynecologist Said
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Scream When I Pee
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: One Nut Johnson
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Welcome to Alancrest
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM Two and a Half Men: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM Two and a Half Men: Run Steven Staven! Run!
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM Two and a Half Men: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM Two and a Half Men: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin’
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Roseanne: Life and Stuff
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Roseanne: We’re in the Money
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Father’s Day
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Mall Story
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Snow Day
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Agassi
Monday, September 28
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Cooking with Trust
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Old Girlfriend
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Restaurant
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd’s Barbershop
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Saga of Annie O’Toole
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Boy and the Sinner
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widowmaker
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney’s Room
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra’s Workout
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What’s With Robert?
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Rodeo
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Altar Ego
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Lost Vegas
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Furious George
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: The Spencer’s Gift
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: So Swayze It’s Crazy
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain’t Heavy
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
Tuesday, September 29
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Boy Scout Abuse? File Your Claim!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Easy Workout Solution!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Piano Lesson
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Philip Diedesheimer Story
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Kitty’s Love Affair
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widow and the Rogue
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie’s Pal
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Vacation
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank’s New Friends
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The King of Queens: Hi, School
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: The Kara-te Kid
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Deadheads
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
Wednesday, September 30
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Cyber Protection - Lifelock and Norton
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Most Unforgettable Character
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober’s Contest
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Mr. Henry Comstock
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging of Newly O’Brien
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Susan Was Evil
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Deadly Innocent
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Child Between
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Back to Nature
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer Pyle USMC
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Loves Helen
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Family Visit
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone’s Cranky
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Divorce
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Black List
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Bare
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: A Night to Remember
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
Thursday, October 1
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Slim Cycle
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Total Gym; the most effective way to stay your best, without leaving home!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
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9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s First Love
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Trip to Raleigh
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Magnificent Adah
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Family of Killers
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Like Old Times
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Town Tamers
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cowtown Hustler
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Romance
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Bloodhound
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in the Middle
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Uniform
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Fortune
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pageant
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Consummate Professional
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Like Hell
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sandwiched Out
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Inn Escapable
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Move Doubt
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: The Dynamic Duo
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Fonzie Scheme
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Crazy
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Friday, October 2
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM 2020 Battle For The White House Chess Set
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM The PiYo Craze from Beachbody!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard’s Main Event
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Truckee Strip
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Foundling
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Blood of Courage
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Schoolmarm
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Trail of Bloodshed
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Baby
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Helen Have Their Day
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis Sues the County
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Fife, Realtor
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Takes a Car Apart
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rehabilitation of Otis
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lucky Letter
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Runs for Sheriff
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sneeze
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What Good Are You?
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Super Bowl
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray’s Journal
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Silent Partners
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: G’Night, Stalker
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Raygin’ Bulls
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fresh Brood
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Gambling N’Diction
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Buggie Nights
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Present Tense
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Family Unfair
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sweet Charity
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Subway, Somehow
Saturday, October 3
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Up in the Airport
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Revenge Makeover
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love What You Do for Me
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Scream
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Get Smarter
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM Roseanne: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM Roseanne: Language Lessons
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM Roseanne: Radio Days
10:45 AM to 11:20 AM Roseanne: The Memory Game
11:20 AM to 11:55 AM Roseanne: Here’s to Good Friends
11:55 AM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: Dan’s Birthday Bash
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Saturday
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: Canoga Time
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: The Monday Thru Friday Show
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: Becky’s Choice
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Roseanne: Somebody Stole My Gal
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Roseanne: House of Grown-Ups
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Roseanne: Five of a Kind
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The 9:04 From Pemberton
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Bazinga! That’s From a TV Show
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Another Night With Neil Diamond
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Bodacious Vidalia
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Nangnangnangnang
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: This Unblessed Biscuit
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Emotional Rollercoaster
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Four Play
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Pilot
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Supertramp
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Open Water
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I’ll Show You Mine
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Other F Word