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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 19 - 25, 2019
Sunday, May 19
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: Love for Sale
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: Hey, Look Me Over
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: The Case of the Libertine Belle
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: Beauty and the Beast
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: That’s for Me to Know
9:30 AM to 10:05 AM The Golden Girls: Where’s Charlie?
10:05 AM to 10:40 AM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
10:40 AM to 11:15 AM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show
11:15 AM to 11:50 AM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show
11:50 AM to 12:25 PM The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
12:25 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Room 7
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: From Here to the Pharmacy
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Pope’s Ring
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Old Boyfriends
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Commitments
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: Questions & Answers
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Rose: Portrait of a Woman
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Date
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank’s Tribute
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Pilot
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Surprise Artie
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Big Dougie
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Soft Touch
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Restaurant Row
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Goldbergs: Rush
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Big Orange
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Have a Summer
Monday, May 20
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Dr. Ho’s Total Body Relief
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Invisible Beau
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Trap
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: A Town in Chains
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Thirty a Month and Found
4:00 PM to 4:35 PM M*A*S*H: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
4:35 PM to 5:10 PM M*A*S*H: Kim
5:10 PM to 5:45 PM M*A*S*H: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
5:45 PM to 6:20 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy
6:20 PM to 6:55 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Job
6:55 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper
7:30 PM to 8:05 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
8:05 PM to 8:40 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener
8:40 PM to 9:15 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet
9:15 PM to 9:50 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk
9:50 PM to 10:25 PM Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones
10:25 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Soft Touch
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Restaurant Row
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Flower Power
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Do Rico
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Breakfast Club
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: I Heart Video Dating
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women ’N Tuition
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls
Tuesday, May 21
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Dead and Gone
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Wiving
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Iron Men
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fourth Victim
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Tarnished Badge
4:00 PM to 4:35 PM M*A*S*H: The Trial of Henry Blake
4:35 PM to 5:10 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three
5:10 PM to 5:45 PM M*A*S*H: The Sniper
5:45 PM to 6:20 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
6:20 PM to 6:55 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
6:55 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Charity
7:30 PM to 8:05 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
8:05 PM to 8:40 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will
8:40 PM to 9:15 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister
9:15 PM to 9:50 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard
9:50 PM to 10:25 PM Two and a Half Men: I Can’t Afford Hyenas
10:25 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Flower Power
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Do Rico
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: I Remember the
Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
Wednesday, May 22
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: A Good Night’s Rest
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: In the Performance of Duty
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Colonel
4:00 PM to 4:35 PM M*A*S*H: Carry On, Hawkeye
4:35 PM to 5:10 PM M*A*S*H: The Incubator
5:10 PM to 5:45 PM M*A*S*H: Deal Me Out
5:45 PM to 6:20 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
6:20 PM to 6:55 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin’ Men
6:55 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra’s Workout
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What’s With Robert?
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Class Struggle
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike One
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Stefan King
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
Thursday, May 23
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney’s Morale
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: To Own the World
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Sharecroppers
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Squaw
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hiders
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Larkin
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Hotlips and Empty Arms
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Officers Only
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Henry in Love
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: For Want of a Boot
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank’s New Friends
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Can You Feel My Finger?
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Back Off Mary Poppins
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Class Struggle
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike One
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike Too
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike Out
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Ho-ly K.I.T.T.
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: The Greatest Musical Ever Written
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: The Engagement
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Guess Who’s Coming to the Wedding
Friday, May 24
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Return
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Fires of Ignorance
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Angry Land
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Brides and Grooms
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Labor
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Operation Noselift
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Chosen People
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: As You Were
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Crisis
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone’s Cranky
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Divorce
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy’s Bra
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Bad News From the Clinic
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Strike Too
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike Out
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Wild Cards
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The Goldbergs: Globetrotters
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The Goldbergs: O Captain! My Captain!
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Roseanne
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Roseanne
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: Mommy Nearest
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: Pretty in Black
Saturday, May 25
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Roseanne
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Roseanne
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Roseanne
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Roseanne
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Roseanne
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Roseanne
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM Roseanne
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM Roseanne
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM Roseanne
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM Roseanne
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM The King of Queens
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM The King of Queens
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine