TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 25 - 31, 2025
Sunday, May 25
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Fair to Remember
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Passion of the Christine
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Answer Is Maybe
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Come to Papa Jeff
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Golden Moments: Part 1
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Golden Moments: Part 2
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Larceny and Old Lace
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Rose's Big Adventure
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Mister Terrific
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Mother's Day
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Yes, We Have No Havanas
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: The One That Got Away
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Pie Fight
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Cocktails and Calamine
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Mudlick or Bust
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: No Kay Morale
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Mother From Another Mudlick
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Fight to the Finish
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Near Death Do Us Part
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Bitter Man and the Sea
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Springtime on a Stick
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Good Time in Central Africa
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Looking' for Japanese Subs
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
Monday, May 26
6:00 AM Operation Smile
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Gypsies
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Eat Your Heart Out
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Baby in the House
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Clerk
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Again
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: 5 O'Clock Charlie
11:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three
11:30 AM M*A*S*H: Deal Me Out
12:00 PM M*A*S*H: The General Flipped at Dawn
12:30 PM M*A*S*H: Adam's Ribs
1:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Late Captain Pierce
1:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Bus
2:00 PM M*A*S*H: Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler
2:30 PM M*A*S*H: Hawkeye
3:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Novocaine Mutiny
3:30 PM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
4:00 PM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
4:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Nurses
5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Sigmund
5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Mulcahy's War
6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Movie Tonight
6:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Smell of Music
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What's With Robert?
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Rodeo
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank's New Friends
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
4:00 AM Mom: Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
4:30 AM Mom: Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
5:00 AM Mom: Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
5:30 AM Mom: An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat
Tuesday, May 27
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Foster Lady
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Replacement
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Battle of Mayberry
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Singer in Town
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: April Fools
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Best of Enemies
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Letters
10:45 AM Bonanza: Walter and the Outlaws
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Matt's Love Story
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Arrest of the Fun Girls
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Carnival
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone's Cranky
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Divorce
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
11:05 PM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Court Date
12:15 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pie
4:00 AM Mom: Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
4:30 AM Mom: A Bear and a Bladder Infection
5:00 AM Mom: Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
5:30 AM Mom: Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
Wednesday, May 28
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Ellipse Fit by LegXercise-FREE Deluxe Offer for First 300 Callers!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Girlfriend
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Lodge
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Barbershop Quartet
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Ball Game
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Cementing Relationships
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Father's Day
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Death Takes a Holiday
10:45 AM Bonanza: Invention of a Gunfighter
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Boy and the Sinner
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Widowmaker
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kitty's Love Affair
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widow and the Rogue
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fighting In-Laws
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Art House
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wife
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
Thursday, May 29
6:00 AM The Aging Brain
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Fortune
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mind Over Matter
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Politics Begin at Home
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: A War for All Seasons
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Your Retention, Please
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Tell It to the Marines
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Hostage
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lynch Town
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Charity
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sneeze
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What Good Are You?
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Super Bowl
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Journal
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Silent Partners
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Female Problems
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fire
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
Friday, May 30
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Senior Play
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Taking the Fifth
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Operation Friendship
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: No Sweat
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Depressing News
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Wild One
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Susan Was Evil
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Deadly Innocent
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Child Between
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Family of Killers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin' Men
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's Birth
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Doug Out
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Get Away
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Dire Strayts
12:30 AM The King of Queens: I, Candy
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Roamin' Holiday
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sparing Carrie
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
Saturday, May 31
6:00 AM Roseanne: Nine Is Enough
6:35 AM Roseanne: Two for One
7:10 AM Roseanne: Snoop Davey Dave
7:50 AM Roseanne: Girl Talk
8:25 AM Roseanne: Sleeper
9:00 AM Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
9:30 AM Roseanne: Follow the Son
10:00 AM Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
10:30 AM Roseanne: White Men Can't Kiss
11:00 AM Roseanne: Thanksgiving 1994
11:30 AM Roseanne: Maybe Baby
12:00 PM Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
12:30 PM Roseanne: Rear Window
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Cops on the Rocks
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: One Small Step for Mike
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Peg o' My Heart Attack
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Super Cop
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Will Be Done
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: The Good Wife
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend With Birdie
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Baby, Please Don't Go
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Baby Bump
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Adoption Option
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Curse of the Bambino
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: I See Love
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Angry Family
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Roll
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Odd Man Out
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Sculpture
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Soup
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Race
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
2:30 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
3:00 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Kiss Hello
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doorman
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing