TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 3 - 9, 2026
Sunday, May 3
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: That's for Me to Know
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: Where's Charlie?
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Dateline: Miami
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show: Part 1
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show: Part 2
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Room 7
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: From Here to the Pharmacy
1:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Pope's Ring
1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Old Boyfriends
2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
2:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Commitments
3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Questions & Answers
3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Race
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
4:00 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
4:30 AM Seinfeld: Highlights of a Hundred
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Monday, May 4
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Deborah Norville
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Matthew McConaughey
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: I Hate a Mystery
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Germ Warfare
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Edwina
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Shadler
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Whelan's Men
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jesse
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys' Therapy
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Parents
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Kiss Hello
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doorman
4:00 AM The Golden Girls: Journey to the Center of Attention
4:30 AM The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night's Dream
5:00 AM The Golden Girls: A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
5:30 AM The Golden Girls: Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Tuesday, May 5
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Love Story
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Tuttle
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Ringbanger
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Talbot
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Matt's Love Story
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat's Secret
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pilot
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
11:30 PM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Court Date
12:30 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Jimmy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doodle
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fusilli Jerry
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Diplomats Club
4:00 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 1
4:30 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose: Part 2
5:00 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
5:30 AM The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
Wednesday, May 6
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Again
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Longjohn Flap
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Boy and the Sinner
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Widowmaker
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Kitty's Love Affair
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Widow and the Rogue
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Wish I Were Gus
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Look Don't Touch
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank the Writer
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Your Place or Mine?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: In-Laws
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Win, Lose or Draw
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Art House
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Face Painter
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Understudy
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Engagement
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Postponement
4:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Engagement
4:30 AM The Golden Girls: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
5:00 AM The Golden Girls: Rose the Prude
5:30 AM The Golden Girls: Transplant
Thursday, May 7
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Robin Wright; Valerie Bertinelli
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Misty Copeland
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Army-Navy Game
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Sticky Wicket
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Major Fred C. Dobbs
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Ceasefire
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lynch Town
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Susan Was Evil
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Deadly Innocent
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Turkey or Fish
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Captain Nemo
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Sick
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Handsome?
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Car
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Diamonds
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Female Problems
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Out
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Get Away
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Maestro
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wink
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
Friday, May 8
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Regina Hall
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: Teri Hatcher
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Showtime
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Divided We Stand
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: 5 O'Clock Charlie
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Radar's Report
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: A Child Between
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Family of Killers
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Like Old Times
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Town Tamers
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cowtown Hustler
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Vacation
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin' Debra
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's on TV
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Dire Strayts
11:30 PM The King of Queens: I, Candy
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Roamin' Holiday
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Sparing Carrie
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Net Prophets
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Party Favor
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sponge
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Gum
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Saturday, May 9
6:00 AM Roseanne: Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
6:35 AM Roseanne: Confessions
7:10 AM Roseanne: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
7:50 AM Roseanne: The Wedding
8:25 AM Roseanne: Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
9:00 AM Roseanne: Home Ec
9:35 AM Roseanne: Valentine's Day
10:10 AM Roseanne: Communicable Theater
10:50 AM Roseanne: Vegas Interruptus
11:25 AM Roseanne: Her Boyfriend's Back
12:00 PM Roseanne: Troubles With the Rubbles
12:35 PM Roseanne: Second Time Around
1:10 PM Roseanne: Dances With Darlene
1:50 PM Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue
2:25 PM Roseanne: The Pied Piper of Lanford
3:00 PM Roseanne: A Bitter Pill to Swallow
3:30 PM Roseanne: Take My Bike, Please
4:00 PM Roseanne: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
4:30 PM Roseanne: Don't Make Me Over
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Rye
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Caddy
6:00 PM Seinfeld: The Seven
6:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
7:00 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
7:30 PM Seinfeld: The Shower Head
8:00 PM Seinfeld: The Doll
8:30 PM Seinfeld: The Friars Club
9:00 PM Seinfeld: The Wig Master
9:30 PM Seinfeld: The Calzone
10:00 PM Seinfeld: The Wait Out
10:30 PM Seinfeld: The Invitations
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Block Buster
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Frozen Pop
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Fair Game
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Meet By-Product
1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine
3:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Change of Heart/Pants
3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain't Heavy
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody