TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of August 31 - September 6, 2025
Sunday, August 31
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Passion of the Christine
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Answer Is Maybe
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Come to Papa Jeff
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: Take Him, He's Mine
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: It's a Miserable Life
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Isn't It Romantic
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy's Little Lady
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: Family Affair
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Vacation
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Joust Between Friends
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Love, Rose?
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Hack to the Future
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Checkpoint Joyce
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Immaculate Deception
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: The World According to Peggy
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Buy the Book
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Pie Fight
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Cocktails and Calamine
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mudlick or Bust
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: No Kay Morale
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It's Dirty
7:35 PM Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
8:10 PM Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
8:45 PM Two and a Half Men: Crude and Uncalled For
9:20 PM Two and a Half Men: Aye, Aye, Captain
9:55 PM Two and a Half Men: Tinkle Like a Princess
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Found Your Mustache
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Soul Mate
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bizarro Jerry
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Little Kicks
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Package
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fatigues
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Checks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Abstinence
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Andrea Doria
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Little Jerry
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Money
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Comeback
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
Monday, September 1
6:00 AM The Aging Brain
6:30 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darling Fortune
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mind Over Matter
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Politics Begin at Home
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Party
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Too Many Cooks
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Are You Now, Margaret?
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Guerrilla My Dreams
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Brides and Grooms
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hard Labor
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: I Have Promises to Keep
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Busters
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Manolo
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cow Thief
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Fat
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Gambling N'Diction
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Buggie Nights
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Present Tense
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Van Buren Boys
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Susie
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pothole
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The English Patient
4:00 AM Mom: Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
4:30 AM Mom: Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
5:00 AM Mom: Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
5:30 AM Mom: Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
Tuesday, September 2
6:00 AM Transform Your Daily Life
6:30 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Senior Play
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye Radar
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Period of Adjustment
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Snap Decision
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Goldtakers
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Jailer
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Mission
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Good People
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Rival
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Convicts at Large
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bed Jacket
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bank Job
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank's Tribute
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Emotional Rollercoaster
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Four Play
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Acting Out
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Nap
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Yada Yada
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Millennium
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Muffin Tops
4:00 AM Mom: A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
4:30 AM Mom: Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
5:00 AM Mom: Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
5:30 AM Mom: Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
Wednesday, September 3
6:00 AM Ideal Prostate+ Provides Safe Natural Relief
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Nurse Doctor
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Private Finance
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Mr. & Mrs. Who
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Gunfighter, R.I.P.
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Wrong Man
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Whispering Tree
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Well
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Stage Stop
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in a Hurry
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Loaded Goat
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Mama Cast
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Moxie Moron
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Major Disturbance
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Ruff Goin'
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Summer of George
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Butter Shave
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Voice
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Serenity Now
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
Thursday, September 4
6:00 AM Ellipse Fit by LegXercise-FREE Deluxe Offer for First 300 Callers!
6:30 AM NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Yalu Brick Road
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Life Time
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Uncle Abdul
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Newcomers
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Quaker Girl
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Moonstone
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Champion of the World
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Spoiled Kid
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Medicine Man
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Workout
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Thanks
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What's With Robert?
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Brace Yourself
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Home Cheapo
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Offensive Fowl
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Mild Bunch
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Manhattan Project
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Blood
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Junk Mail
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Merv Griffin Show
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Slicer
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
Friday, September 5
6:00 AM NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!
6:30 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Captains Outrageous
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Stars and Stripes
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Yessir, That's My Baby
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Bottle Fatigue
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Saturday Night
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mad Dog
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Muley
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mail Drop
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Old Friend
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darlings Are Coming
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's English Valet
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's First Car
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Rodeo
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank's New Friends
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone's Cranky
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Single Spaced
11:30 PM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
12:00 AM The King of Queens: China Syndrome
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Pilot
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Fat City
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Cello, Goodbye
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Betrayal
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apology
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strike
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dealership
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
Saturday, September 6
6:00 AM Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey
6:35 AM Roseanne: Tooth or Consequences
7:10 AM Roseanne: Daughters and Other Strangers
7:50 AM Roseanne: Two Down, One to Go
8:25 AM Roseanne: The Mommy's Curse
9:00 AM Roseanne: Party Politics
9:35 AM Roseanne: A Stash From the Past
10:10 AM Roseanne: Be My Baby
10:50 AM Roseanne: Halloween V
11:25 AM Roseanne: Homeward Bound
12:00 PM Roseanne: Guilt by Imagination
12:30 PM Roseanne: Homecoming
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mother From Another Mudlick
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Fight to the Finish
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: Near Death Do Us Part
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Bitter Man and the Sea
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Cops on the Rocks
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: One Small Step for Mike
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peg o' My Heart Attack
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Super Cop
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Will Be Done
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Good Wife
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend With Birdie
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Baby, Please Don't Go
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Baby Bump
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Divorce
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cartoon
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Strong Box
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wizard
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Burning
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bookstore
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Frogger
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maid
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Clip Show
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Finale
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing