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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 19 - 25, 2019

 

Sunday, May 19

 

6:00 AM  to 6:35 AM       The Golden Girls: Love for Sale

6:35 AM  to 7:10 AM       The Golden Girls: Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser

7:10 AM  to 7:45 AM       The Golden Girls: Hey, Look Me Over

7:45 AM  to 8:20 AM       The Golden Girls: The Case of the Libertine Belle

8:20 AM  to 8:55 AM       The Golden Girls: Beauty and the Beast

8:55 AM  to 9:30 AM       The Golden Girls: That’s for Me to Know

9:30 AM  to 10:05 AM     The Golden Girls: Where’s Charlie?

10:05 AM  to 10:40 AM   The Golden Girls: Mother Load

10:40 AM  to 11:15 AM   The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show

11:15 AM  to 11:50 AM   The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show

11:50 AM  to 12:25 PM   The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$

12:25 PM  to 1:00 PM      The Golden Girls: Room 7

1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM        The Golden Girls: From Here to the Pharmacy

1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM        The Golden Girls: The Pope’s Ring

2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM        The Golden Girls: Old Boyfriends

2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM        The Golden Girls: Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM        The Golden Girls: The Commitments

3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM        The Golden Girls: Questions & Answers

4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM        The Golden Girls: Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM        The Golden Girls: Rose: Portrait of a Woman

5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Date

5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank’s Tribute

6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots

6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over

7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl

7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice

8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra

8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back

9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met

9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM      Everybody Loves Raymond: Boob Job

10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM   Two and a Half Men: Pilot

10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Surprise Artie

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Big Dougie

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Soft Touch

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Restaurant Row

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap

2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM       The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny

3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM       The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real

4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM       The Goldbergs: Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM       The Goldbergs: Rush

5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM       The Goldbergs: Big Orange

5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM       The Goldbergs: Have a Summer

 

Monday, May 20

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Paid Program

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       Dr. Ho’s Total Body Relief

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Paid Program

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Paid Program

9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM       The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Invisible Beau

9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Luck of Newton Monroe

10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM   The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Flunks Arithmetic

10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: The Trap

11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: A Town in Chains

12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM      Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca

2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM        Gunsmoke: The Guns of Cibola Blanca

3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM        Gunsmoke: Thirty a Month and Found

4:00 PM  to 4:35 PM        M*A*S*H: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

4:35 PM  to 5:10 PM        M*A*S*H: Kim

5:10 PM  to 5:45 PM        M*A*S*H: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

5:45 PM  to 6:20 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo-Playing Deputy

6:20 PM  to 6:55 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Job

6:55 PM  to 7:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper

7:30 PM  to 8:05 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt

8:05 PM  to 8:40 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: The Can Opener

8:40 PM  to 9:15 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: You Bet

9:15 PM  to 9:50 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Sex Talk

9:50 PM  to 10:25 PM      Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones

10:25 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Soft Touch

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Restaurant Row

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Flower Power

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Do Rico

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan

2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM       The Goldbergs: Breakfast Club

2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM       The Goldbergs: I Heart Video Dating

3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny

3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women ’N Tuition

4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible

4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM       The Golden Girls

5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM       The Golden Girls

 

Tuesday, May 21

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Organic Whole Food Nutrition, delivered right to your door!

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Paid Program

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Paid Program

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Paid Program

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Paid Program

9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM       The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player

9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM     The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town

10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM   The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy

10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: Dead and Gone

11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: The Wiving

12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM      Gunsmoke: The Iron Men

2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM        Gunsmoke: The Fourth Victim

3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM        Gunsmoke: The Tarnished Badge

4:00 PM  to 4:35 PM        M*A*S*H: The Trial of Henry Blake

4:35 PM  to 5:10 PM        M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three

5:10 PM  to 5:45 PM        M*A*S*H: The Sniper

5:45 PM  to 6:20 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid

6:20 PM  to 6:55 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker

6:55 PM  to 7:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Charity

7:30 PM  to 8:05 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud

8:05 PM  to 8:40 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: The Will

8:40 PM  to 9:15 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sister

9:15 PM  to 9:50 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Cousin Gerard

9:50 PM  to 10:25 PM      Two and a Half Men: I Can’t Afford Hyenas

10:25 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Flower Power

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Do Rico

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Roast Chicken

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember

2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM       The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!

2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM       The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls

3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?

3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash

4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores

4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM       The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose

5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM       The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose

 

Wednesday, May 22

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Paid Program

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       5 Makeup Tips 4 You

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Paid Program

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Paid Program

9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM       The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council

9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM     The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town

10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM   The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood

10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: A Good Night’s Rest

11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: In the Performance of Duty

12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM      Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert

2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM        Gunsmoke: Island in the Desert

3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM        Gunsmoke: The Colonel

4:00 PM  to 4:35 PM        M*A*S*H: Carry On, Hawkeye

4:35 PM  to 5:10 PM        M*A*S*H: The Incubator

5:10 PM  to 5:45 PM        M*A*S*H: Deal Me Out

5:45 PM  to 6:20 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader

6:20 PM  to 6:55 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin’ Men

6:55 PM  to 7:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace

7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor

8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra’s Workout

8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back

9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: What’s With Robert?

9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM      Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus

10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM   Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Roast Chicken

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Class Struggle

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Strike One

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo

2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM       The Goldbergs: Stefan King

2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM       The Goldbergs: Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake

4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista

4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM       The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest

5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM       The Golden Girls: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest

 

Thursday, May 23

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Paid Program

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Paid Program

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection

9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM       The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney’s Morale

9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook

10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM   The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy

10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: To Own the World

11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: The Sharecroppers

12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM      Gunsmoke: The Squaw

2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM        Gunsmoke: The Hiders

3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM        Gunsmoke: Larkin

4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM        M*A*S*H: Hotlips and Empty Arms

4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM        M*A*S*H: Officers Only

5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM        M*A*S*H: Henry in Love

5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM        M*A*S*H: For Want of a Boot

6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers

6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor

7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry

7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector

8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son

8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary

9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu

9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM      Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank’s New Friends

10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM   Two and a Half Men: Can You Feel My Finger?

10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Back Off Mary Poppins

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Class Struggle

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Strike One

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Strike Too

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Strike Out

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea

2:00 AM  to 2:35 AM       The Goldbergs: Ho-ly K.I.T.T.

2:35 AM  to 3:10 AM       The Goldbergs: The Greatest Musical Ever Written

3:10 AM  to 3:45 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother

3:45 AM  to 4:15 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows

4:15 AM  to 4:50 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing

4:50 AM  to 5:25 AM       The Golden Girls: The Engagement

5:25 AM  to 6:00 AM       The Golden Girls: Guess Who’s Coming to the Wedding

 

Friday, May 24

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Paid Program

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       5 Makeup Tips 4 You

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Paid Program

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Paid Program

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Paid Program

9:00 AM  to 9:35 AM       The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female

9:35 AM  to 10:10 AM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses

10:10 AM  to 10:45 AM   The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam

10:45 AM  to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: The Return

11:50 AM  to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: The Fires of Ignorance

12:55 PM  to 2:00 PM      Gunsmoke: The Angry Land

2:00 PM  to 3:00 PM        Gunsmoke: Brides and Grooms

3:00 PM  to 4:00 PM        Gunsmoke: Hard Labor

4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM        M*A*S*H: Operation Noselift

4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM        M*A*S*H: The Chosen People

5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM        M*A*S*H: As You Were

5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM        M*A*S*H: Crisis

6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man

6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns

7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie

7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM        The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully

8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone’s Cranky

8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising

9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM        Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker

9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM      Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Divorce

10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM   Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy’s Bra

10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Bad News From the Clinic

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Strike Too

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Strike Out

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Fixer Upper

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens: Wild Cards

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM       The Goldbergs: Globetrotters

2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM       The Goldbergs: O Captain! My Captain!

3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM       Roseanne

3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM       Roseanne

4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM       Roseanne

4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM       Roseanne

5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM       Roseanne: Mommy Nearest

5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM       Roseanne: Pretty in Black

 

Saturday, May 25

 

6:00 AM  to 6:30 AM       Roseanne

6:30 AM  to 7:00 AM       Roseanne

7:00 AM  to 7:30 AM       Roseanne

7:30 AM  to 8:00 AM       Roseanne

8:00 AM  to 8:30 AM       Roseanne

8:30 AM  to 9:00 AM       Roseanne

9:00 AM  to 9:30 AM       Roseanne

9:30 AM  to 10:00 AM     Roseanne

10:00 AM  to 10:30 AM   Roseanne

10:30 AM  to 11:00 AM   Roseanne

11:00 AM  to 11:30 AM   Roseanne

11:30 AM  to 12:00 PM   Roseanne

12:00 PM  to 12:30 PM   Roseanne

12:30 PM  to 1:00 PM      Roseanne

1:00 PM  to 1:30 PM        Roseanne

1:30 PM  to 2:00 PM        Roseanne

2:00 PM  to 2:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

2:30 PM  to 3:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

3:00 PM  to 3:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

3:30 PM  to 4:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

4:00 PM  to 4:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

4:30 PM  to 5:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

5:00 PM  to 5:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

5:30 PM  to 6:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

6:00 PM  to 6:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

6:30 PM  to 7:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

7:00 PM  to 7:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

7:30 PM  to 8:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

8:00 PM  to 8:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

8:30 PM  to 9:00 PM        Two and a Half Men

9:00 PM  to 9:30 PM        Two and a Half Men

9:30 PM  to 10:00 PM      Two and a Half Men

10:00 PM  to 10:30 PM   The King of Queens

10:30 PM  to 11:00 PM   The King of Queens

11:00 PM  to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens

11:30 PM  to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens

12:00 AM  to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens

12:30 AM  to 1:00 AM     The King of Queens

1:00 AM  to 1:30 AM       Everybody Loves Raymond

1:30 AM  to 2:00 AM       Everybody Loves Raymond

2:00 AM  to 2:30 AM       Everybody Loves Raymond

2:30 AM  to 3:00 AM       Everybody Loves Raymond

3:00 AM  to 3:30 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine

3:30 AM  to 4:00 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine

4:00 AM  to 4:30 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine

4:30 AM  to 5:00 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine

5:00 AM  to 5:30 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine

5:30 AM  to 6:00 AM       The New Adventures of Old Christine