TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 24 - 30, 2024
Sunday, March 24
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Truth Will Out
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Nice and Easy
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Operation
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Second Motherhood
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Adult Education
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Flu
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Job Hunting
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Blind Ambitions
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Way We Met
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Goin' Fishin'
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Dennis' Birthday
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Mike in the House
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: '57 Chevy Bel Air
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Runs Away
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Meets a Lady
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Gets a Job
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Needs a Number
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Has Issues
7:30 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria Can't Drive
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Phase One, Complete
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Can't Afford Hyenas
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Wife
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Fire
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opposite
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Couch
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Gymnast
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mom and Pop Store
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Secretary
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Race
Monday, March 25
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Emmett's Anniversary
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Wedding
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sam for Town Council
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and Mike
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Price of Tomato Juice
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Ma
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Der Tag
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Hawkeye
11:00 AM Bonanza: Saga of Whizzer McGee
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jenny
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mirage
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney's Morale
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Breakup Tape
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Talk to Your Daughter
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Vote for Debra
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Call Me Mom
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mother's Day
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bigger Person
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Time
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Hero Worship
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Screwed Driver
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Bun Dummy
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Patrons Ain't
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Loaner Car
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Switch
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Scofflaw
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Beard
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Kiss Hello
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doorman
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jimmy
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Doodle
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fusilli Jerry
Tuesday, March 26
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM Cook Family Size Meals Faster
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Girl for Goober
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry R.F.D.
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Job
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Rival
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Some 38th Parallels
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Novocaine Mutiny
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Smilin' Jack
10:45 AM Bonanza: Thunder Man
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Tycoon
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Jaekel
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Murdoch
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cleavus
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Cult
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Counseling
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Homework
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet the Bunny
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who Am I?
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Two Thirty
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Shrink Wrap
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Loaner Car
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Window Pain
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Flame Resistant
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Diplomats Club
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Face Painter
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Understudy
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Engagement
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Postponement
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maestro
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wink
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
Wednesday, March 27
6:00 AM Get Fit with Total Gym, Risk Free
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bazaar
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee, the Swinger
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Warning From Warren
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Off to Hollywood
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The More I See You
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Deluge
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Interview
10:45 AM Bonanza: Rich Man, Poor Man
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Lavery
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Pike
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Pike
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Lost
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Needs Money
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sigh
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Annoying Kid
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: She's the One
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie's Vision
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Thought That Counts
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Grandpa Steals
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Driving Reign
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
2:00 AM Mom: A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
2:35 AM Mom: Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
3:10 AM Mom: Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
3:45 AM Mom: Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
Thursday, March 28
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Who Stole My Life?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Taylors in Hollywood
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Hollywood Party
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee on TV
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Cannon
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Margaret's Engagement
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Boss
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Phoenix
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Replacement
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Somebody Hates Raymond
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Just a Formality
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Disciplinarian
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sweet Charity
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meeting the Parents
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Plan
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sleepover at Peggy's
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Queens'bro Bridge
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:30 AM The King of Queens: King Pong
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
2:00 AM Mom: Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
2:35 AM Mom: A Bear and a Bladder Infection
3:10 AM Mom: Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
3:45 AM Mom: Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
Friday, March 29
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Man's Best Friend
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee Takes a Job
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Church Organ
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Girl Shy
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Lt. Radar O'Reilly
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Nurses
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
11:00 AM Bonanza: Little Man -- Ten Feet Tall
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Legend
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: My Brother's Keeper
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lynott
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lijah
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Hobo Friend
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Who's Next
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Shower
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
2:00 AM Mom: Pudding and a Screen Door
2:35 AM Mom: Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
3:10 AM Mom: Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
3:45 AM Mom: Eight Cats and the Hat Show
4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
Saturday, March 30
6:00 AM Roseanne: Out of the Past
6:35 AM Roseanne: Construction Junction
7:10 AM Roseanne: We're Going to Disney World
7:50 AM Roseanne: Disney World War II
8:25 AM Roseanne: Springtime for David
9:00 AM Roseanne: Another Mouth to Shut Up
9:35 AM Roseanne: Morning Becomes Obnoxious
10:10 AM Roseanne: Ballroom Blitz
10:50 AM Roseanne: The Wedding
11:25 AM Roseanne: Heart & Soul
12:00 PM Roseanne: Fights and Stuff
12:30 PM Roseanne: Call Waiting
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Valentine's Piggyback
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Surprise
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Lasagna
2:45 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Goes to Branson
3:15 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Can't Lie
3:50 PM Mike & Molly: The Dress
4:25 PM Mike & Molly: The Rehearsal
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wedding
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Honeymoon Is Over
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Vince Takes a Bath
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Likes Cake
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly in the Middle
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Boss
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Raygin' Bulls
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Baker's Doesn't
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Emotional Rollercoaster
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Sponge
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gum
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Rye
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding