TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of May 4 - 10, 2025
Sunday, May 4
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Diamond in the Rough
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: A Piece of Cake
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Empty Nests
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Old Friends
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Housekeeper
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Pie Fight
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Cocktails and Calamine
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Mudlick or Bust
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: No Kay Morale
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Mother From Another Mudlick
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Fight to the Finish
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Near Death Do Us Part
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Bitter Man and the Sea
6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Above Exalted Cyclops
7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Baseball Was Better With Steroids
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: 818-jklpuzo
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Mmm, Fish. Yum
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: For the Sake of the Child
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Doodle
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Fusilli Jerry
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Diplomats Club
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Face Painter
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Understudy
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Engagement
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Postponement
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Maestro
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Wink
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
Monday, May 5
6:00 AM Operation Smile
6:30 AM Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Major Topper
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Commander Pierce
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Peace on Us
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Lil
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Cheating Game
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Scavengers
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: McCabe
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jenny
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Rival
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Convicts at Large
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bed Jacket
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Baggage
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Sponge
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Gum
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Rye
4:00 AM Mom: Sparkling Water & Ba-Dinkers
4:30 AM Mom: Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
5:00 AM Mom: Blow and a Free McMuffin
5:30 AM Mom: Xanax and a Baby Duck
Tuesday, May 6
6:00 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Our Finest Hour
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Our Finest Hour
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Billfold Syndrome
10:45 AM Bonanza: Bullet for a Bride
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Mirage
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tycoon
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jaekel
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bank Job
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Man in a Hurry
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Loaded Goat
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin'
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Caddy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Seven
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
4:00 AM Mom: Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
4:30 AM Mom: Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
5:00 AM Mom: Bad Hand and British Royalty
5:30 AM Mom: A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
Wednesday, May 7
6:00 AM Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.
6:30 AM Car Repair Secrets!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Trip to Raleigh
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: None Like It Hot
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: They Call the Wind Korea
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Major Ego
10:45 AM Bonanza: King of the Mountain
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Murdoch
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Cleavus
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lavery
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Pike
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Spoiled Kid
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Altar Ego
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Lost Vegas
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shower Head
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Doll
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Friars Club
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wig Master
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
Thursday, May 8
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's Main Event
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Baby, It's Cold Outside
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Point of View
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Comrade
10:45 AM Bonanza: Love Me Not
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Pike
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Lost
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Phoenix
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Medicine Man
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Darlings Are Coming
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's English Valet
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's First Car
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Furious George
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Entertainment Weakly
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Off-Track ... Bedding
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Calzone
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wait Out
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
Friday, May 9
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Group
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Investment
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard and Millie
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Out of Gas
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: An Eye for a Tooth
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: B.J. Papa San
11:00 AM Bonanza: The Pure Truth
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Legend
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: My Brother's Keeper
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys' Therapy
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Parents
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Awed Couple
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Invitations
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Foundation
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Soul Mate
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bizarro Jerry
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Reckless Abandonment
Saturday, May 10
6:00 AM Roseanne: Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
6:35 AM Roseanne: First Cousin, Twice Removed
7:10 AM Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago
7:50 AM Roseanne: It's a Boy!
8:25 AM Roseanne: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
9:00 AM Roseanne: Playing With Matches
9:35 AM Roseanne: Promises, Promises
10:10 AM Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey
10:50 AM Roseanne: Tooth or Consequences
11:25 AM Roseanne: Daughters and Other Strangers
12:00 PM Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue
12:30 PM Roseanne: Don't Make Me Over
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Cops on the Rocks
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: One Small Step for Mike
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Peg o' My Heart Attack
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Super Cop
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce's Will Be Done
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: The Good Wife
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Weekend With Birdie
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Baby, Please Don't Go
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Baby Bump
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Adoption Option
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Curse of the Bambino
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: I See Love
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat's Secret
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Little Kicks
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Package
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Fatigues
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Checks
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Abstinence
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Andrea Doria
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Little Jerry
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Money
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Comeback
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Van Buren Boys
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Susie
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Too Close for Christine